The Gwailo
The tools I need for my work are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whiskey. William Faulkner
I’ve been reading William Faulkner. In fact I read anything I can get my hands on here. Part of me wishes that I was out here writing a novel or script instead of internet businessing but that’s stupid because [...]
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Using An Elevator In China
You’re in China. You want to go to go upstairs or downstairs quickly without actually using stairs. What do you do?
If you said ‘take the elevator’ give yourself a pat on the back. You’re gonna go far.
Using an elevator in China is different than using one in other places.
Let’s begin.
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I Accidentally Ate Dog
I went to dinner with my friend Felix and he had thought that I knew that Hot Pot at this certain place meant dog. I didn’t know. During a later indignant speech about how eating dogs is wrong Felix told me that I had in fact eaten dog already. Later Felix pointed it out on [...]
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American Movies
I watch a lot of American movies here in China. I’m not a movie-watching kind of person back home.
But now:
I like them. They understand me. I understand them.
(Also, DVDs are 60 cents with slim packaging and $1 with professional packaging)
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25 Things About China
You can find a lot to dislike about pretty much anything and China is no exception. Here are some things about China (Shenzhen in particular):
I have not had any amazing cultural-spiritual awakening or enlightenment and probably won’t. I haven’t stood on any mountain tops and looked across the countryside or shared an intimate meal [...]
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Breakfast Roulette #2: Won Ton Soup
From your album:
“Wall Photos”
Breakfast Roulette#2: every morning I will eat breakfast at one of two restaurants that have breakfast menus, but in chinese. I point to one of the 10 items every day and must eat it. Yesterday was thin bread with steak and hollandaise. Win! Today I lost pretty bad. 18 more to [...]
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What’s It Like Living & Working In Shenzhen?
A reader recently sent me an email:
Hey Andy-
I’m a fan of Misanthropy Today and was curious what it’s like living and working in China. Is it a lot different? I’ve been considering working abroad for awhile.
Take Care!
Brian
Hey Brian-
Well i’ve already written a little about the subject but if you want just a 50 feet up [...]
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